- Ninja Burger
- Fast-food restaurant run by ninja. - Great Pop vs. Soda Controversy, The
- Plotting the regional variations in the use of the terms 'pop' and 'soda' to describe carbonated soft drinks. - Weight Watchers Recipe Cards, Circa 1974
- From a much kookier era of Weight Watchers. - Modern Drunkard Magazine
- Essential reading for boozers, juicers, and hooch-hounds. - Museum of Burnt Food, The
- A museum to the inherent beauty of burnt food. - Befuddle
- The Home of Drunk Celebs. Includes drinking jokes, stories, and games. - Sinkie
- The association of people who dine over a kitchen sink. - Hats of Meat
- Includes porkpies, base-bull caps, the classic cow-boy hat, and a beefie brisket beanie. - Helly Jelly
- Parody of Jelly Belly. - Crazy Asian Drinks
- Tried, tested, and rated by those cool folks at No Apologies! Press. - Bum Wines
- Explores the top five beverages for economical drunkards. - Buy Dehydrated Water
- Offering the cleanest, purest form of water. - Porn Bread
- Because yeast is cheaper than Viagra. - Disgusting Food Page
- A compendium of disgusting food and disgusting things to do with food. - Beans Around The World
- The true story of a can of black beans that has travelled the world. With pictures of the can from all over. - Fertnel, Cheeze Snack Corporation
- Fertnel, Cheeze Snack and Cheeze By-Product Leader Responds to the Critics - BaconWhores
- The way bacon was meant to be served. - Brainfreeze, The
- Video clips of people bravely drinking Super Slurpees and enduring the resulting brain freeze. - 2000 Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter... and then some
- New uses for America's favourite sandwich spread! - Falafel King
- Play this game as a falafel vendor trying to keep your impatient customers satisfied. Also available in Hebrew. - Angus Diet
- Live the Angus lifestyle. - Food Porn
- All your delicious dreams, delightful desires, and forbidden culinary fantasies will be fulfilled. - McMurder
- Are the Golden Arches at the root of systematic global population control? - Gallery of Regrettable Food
- Simple introduction to poorly photographed foodstuffs and horrid recipes from the '40s, '50s, and '60s. - Upper West Side Manhattan Chinese Restaurant Name Generator
- If yer gonna open a restaurant, yah gonna need a name. - Cat in the Kettle at the Peking Moon
- There's a hairball on my fork! Discusses the presence of kitties in Chinese food. - Nude Man Carrot
- A flagrantly sensationalist and viciously explicit site of filthy botanical smut. - iMadeItLast.com
- Keeps track of who made the last round of tea in your office team. - Josh Karpf: In Search of the Perfect Pork Martini
- Opening outrageous new markets for pork consumption. - Candy Bar Math
 - Sandwich Club, The
- Fun game involving the smashing of other members' sandwiches. - Web Directory: Uselessness of Food
- From the creators of The Useless Pages - Meathelmet.com
- Includes the history of the helmet, photos, and more. - eMeringue.Com
- Meringue delivery service. - Rude Food
- Collection of unfortunately-named foods from around the world. - White Bread Will Rule
- White Bread Power! - PBDrunks.com
- Includes drinking stories, articles, recipes, and more. - Museum of Food Anomalies
- Simple food gone horribly wrong. - Man vs. Mayo
- It's the age old question. Erik Haugen answered it. He ate two quarts of mayonnaise in one hour. See the photos. - KFC Appreciation
- Pick up hints and tips on how to eat your KFC feast, learn how to manage your meal so you can eat more, and become a servant of the legendary Colonel Sanders himself. - Ode to Potatoes Page
- Informative yet humourous look into the spud. - MeatMation
- Animated entirely with meat products. Mr. Beefy discovers his family is made out of food, and decides to have dinner. - International Mushroom Movement
- Increases awareness of atrocities committed against mushroom-kind, and works to improve the standard of living for mushrooms all over the world. - Official Meatatarian
- Poking fun at vegans, vegetarians, animal rights activists, and meat-eaters. - Mashed Potatoes Have Speed Research Institute
- It's true, they're fast as the dickens, cooking in that cauldron on Thanksgiving day. - Characterization of Organic Illumination Systems
- Pickles as a source of light - Fusili Club
- Life is a small, curved white noodle. Site also has information on the Campaign to Elect Mrs. David Weinlick. - S'Mores Wars
- Pitting Hershey's S'mores Maker against Casamoda for s'mores supremacy! - KetchupArt.com
- Painting with Heinz. - WNYC's Amy Sedaris Craft Challenge
- Photo gallery showing what happens when a pair of googly eyes meets up with oranges, sushi, pickles, and any number of other foodstuffs.
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